ext_13396 ([identity profile] quietprofanity.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] quietprofanity 2009-01-29 12:50 am (UTC)

I need more Dickens-writing practice.

"Hey, old guy! 'Sup, you want to buy a nickel bag?"

"Ah, you poor wretch. No, my good man. I want for nothing. But here, take a some money and buy yourself a meal on this lonely Christmas evening."

"What, you mean you're giving me money, like, for free?"

"Ha-ha. Yes, for free."

"Snoogans! I think I just have enough to check out a titty bar. Merry Christmas, old man."

"What? Humbug! Come back here!"

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