ext_13396 ([identity profile] quietprofanity.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] quietprofanity 2009-01-29 01:05 am (UTC)

I'm making it Ultimate Spider-Man. I hope that's cool.

"So are you a hero or a villain?"

"I'm an alien princess. My father was going to invade your planet but Darling beat me in a game of tag, so we're not invading anymore."

"Ah ... I guess that makes you kind of like an anti-hero. Um, I like your outfit."

"Thank you! I like yours, too. It's very tight."

"Very tight? Does that mean I'm ...? Oh, I'm not. Whew."

"Mean you're what?"

"Showing! I mean, nothing! I mean ..."

"What do you mean by showing? You mean you were ... Why, YOU!"

"Um, heh. You know, I might be crazy, but your hair has got some serious static cling ... and my spider-sense seems to be tingling ... and ... OH SHI-"

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