I never do these ...

[quietprofanity]

But I feel a little bad about not participating in the generosity meme, so ...

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms: Spider-Man, Watchmen, View Askewniverse, Gravitation, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru, Koi Kaze, Kannazuki no Miko, Lucky Star, Urusei Yatsura, Great Expectations, A Christmas Carol, Buffy, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Young Ones, Fushigi Yugi, Haibane Renmei and, um ... you know, that's good. If there's something you know I like that I'm not mentioning, just ask me for it.

Fics I Received:
Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia and Crowley from Good Omens by pervyficgirl

Comments

[47nite.livejournal.com]

Hum.......

Miyanokoji Mizuho & Ogasawara Sachiko Fukuzawa Yumi (the Sachiko route's too easy XD)

I was going to be a bit of a jerk and suggest Jameson vs. any of the three journalist characters in Maria-sama (although I know they annoy you..) ^~

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

Well, Sachiko would just run away in horror, wouldn't she? And that could have been funny but you are TOO LATE NOW!

~*~*~

"AAAH!"

"Whaaaa? I'm sorry! I was just trying to adjust your brooch."

"... Adjust my brooch?"

"Yes. It's a little crooked. See ... Now it's fine."

"Oh, whew. Heh. For a minute there, I was afraid you were going to touch my breasts."

"EEEEEEEEEEEH?! T-Touch your breasts? Why would I do that?"

"Well, um, a lot of my girl friends like to touch my breasts."

"They ... they do?"

"Heh. Yeah. It's kind of weird. Usually they do it when I'm vulnerable or least suspecting it. So I thought you might have, you know, been trying to touch them because we're all alone."

"They ... they would try to touch you ... saying they were just fixing your outfit ... when you're all alone ..."

"Miss Yumi? Is that a nosebleed?"

[47nite.livejournal.com]

I could imagine Sachiko happily rehearsing a kissing scene with Mizuho before her mandar started going haywire (but then you'd need at least another character to frame the scenario, boo) :P

That was lovely, thanks. Though now I'll never look at crooked-scarf-adjusting the same again. ////

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

WRITE IT!

And you're welcome! (As if any small but meaningful moment in the Marimite universe isn't a substitute for sex ... ;-P)

[lady-nebula.livejournal.com]

Dr. Frank and Randal Graves.

Oh-ho-ho. Good one.

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

"Woah, heh. Sorry about that. You looked kind of like a girl from the back."

"Oh, nothing to be sorry about, my handsome lad. Nothing, indeed."

"Hey, man! Off the junk! Look, I don't know what you might have heard from those stoners but I'm way hetero."

"I see. So ... am I to believe you are entirely uninterested in a night of endless pleasure? Of sensations you'd never thought imaginable? Of being brought to the very brink of ecstasy only to find your erotic journey had only just begun?"

"Well ... I guess a transvestite is a little bit like a chick with a dick. Do you go ass to mouth?"

"Oh, the things I could show you ..."

Re: Oh-ho-ho. Good one.

[lady-nebula.livejournal.com]

:D :D

[cyberweasel.livejournal.com]

Jay and Mr. Scrooge

I need more Dickens-writing practice.

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

"Hey, old guy! 'Sup, you want to buy a nickel bag?"

"Ah, you poor wretch. No, my good man. I want for nothing. But here, take a some money and buy yourself a meal on this lonely Christmas evening."

"What, you mean you're giving me money, like, for free?"

"Ha-ha. Yes, for free."

"Snoogans! I think I just have enough to check out a titty bar. Merry Christmas, old man."

"What? Humbug! Come back here!"

[a-trill.livejournal.com]

Spider-Man and Lum.

I'm making it Ultimate Spider-Man. I hope that's cool.

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

"So are you a hero or a villain?"

"I'm an alien princess. My father was going to invade your planet but Darling beat me in a game of tag, so we're not invading anymore."

"Ah ... I guess that makes you kind of like an anti-hero. Um, I like your outfit."

"Thank you! I like yours, too. It's very tight."

"Very tight? Does that mean I'm ...? Oh, I'm not. Whew."

"Mean you're what?"

"Showing! I mean, nothing! I mean ..."

"What do you mean by showing? You mean you were ... Why, YOU!"

"Um, heh. You know, I might be crazy, but your hair has got some serious static cling ... and my spider-sense seems to be tingling ... and ... OH SHI-"

[a-trill.livejournal.com]

XD Ahahaha! That was awesome.

[big-wired.livejournal.com]

... >_>

<_<... Sei and Mary Jane Watson Parker.

Party girls! w00t!

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

"Can I dance with you?"

"Sure! ... I don't get to go out as often as I'd liked to. You come here a lot?"

"A little bit. You know, you dance really well."

"Thanks. You do, too. ... Hey, what are you doing?"

"I saw this move on American TV. Like it?"

"Not really."

"You don't like girls?"

"Kid, how old are you?"

"Eighteen. You?"

"I'm twenty-nine."

"That doesn't bother me."

"I'm married and I'm twenty-nine."

"... Oh. Can we still dance?"

"... Yeah, sure. Just don't do that move again."

"That's fine. I know some ballroom steps."

Re: Party girls! w00t!

[big-wired.livejournal.com]

Hah! Yes, Sei would so totally hit on MJ.

Man I miss Sei. She injected a good bit of humour into the series. Not that the 4th season is bad, but it needs a more fun-loving character.

[47nite.livejournal.com]

I can't help but think the lack of fun-loving characters is one of the reasons why they ditched Pastel Pure (THEY. DITCHED. PASTEL. PURE. D: D:) for a more pop song OP.....

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

BOO! That weird-ass ED at the end of the third season where they're all swimming around naked was bad enough. :-(

[47nite.livejournal.com]

Nah well, for all its cosmetic changes, I'm still enjoying the season for its continuation of what worked so far. ^~ ::may or may not crank out a barely spoiler-y fanart soon::

Here is where I'm d/l it, btw.

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm still assured I'll like that. I still have a heart beneath my not-very-serious fangirl indignation, you know.

Thank you for the link. I'll start dl-ing after work.

[i-am-your-spy.livejournal.com]

Vyvyan and Dr. Frankenfurter.

AHHH HA HA HA HA OKAY!!!

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

"This is unacceptable. UN-AC-CEPTABLE!"

"Look, if you hadn't wanted me to get out of the freezer, you shouldn't have made it so easy to blow up."

"The freezer? Never mind the freezer. I removed half your brain!"

"You did? Ah! I was wondering why my head was so sticky. So, when do we get to have sex with virgins? I can show them my press-ups."

"UGH! This one's useless. Columbia, get me my axe!"

"Brilliant! I'll get my chainsaw."

Re: AHHH HA HA HA HA OKAY!!!

[i-am-your-spy.livejournal.com]

Oh man, bwahahahaha.