I never do these ...

[quietprofanity]

But I feel a little bad about not participating in the generosity meme, so ...

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms: Spider-Man, Watchmen, View Askewniverse, Gravitation, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru, Koi Kaze, Kannazuki no Miko, Lucky Star, Urusei Yatsura, Great Expectations, A Christmas Carol, Buffy, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Young Ones, Fushigi Yugi, Haibane Renmei and, um ... you know, that's good. If there's something you know I like that I'm not mentioning, just ask me for it.

Fics I Received:
Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia and Crowley from Good Omens by pervyficgirl

Comments

[i-am-your-spy.livejournal.com]

Vyvyan and Dr. Frankenfurter.

AHHH HA HA HA HA OKAY!!!

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

"This is unacceptable. UN-AC-CEPTABLE!"

"Look, if you hadn't wanted me to get out of the freezer, you shouldn't have made it so easy to blow up."

"The freezer? Never mind the freezer. I removed half your brain!"

"You did? Ah! I was wondering why my head was so sticky. So, when do we get to have sex with virgins? I can show them my press-ups."

"UGH! This one's useless. Columbia, get me my axe!"

"Brilliant! I'll get my chainsaw."

Re: AHHH HA HA HA HA OKAY!!!

[i-am-your-spy.livejournal.com]

Oh man, bwahahahaha.