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quietprofanity) wrote2008-05-23 11:16 pm
quietprofanity) wrote2008-05-23 11:16 pm
Imaginary performance art review of "Grindhouse"
Act I: Planet Terror
ME
YEAH! WOO! HOO! (spins and jumps around on one leg) Budda-budda-budda-budda-budda! WOOOOOO!!!!
Act II: Death Proof
ME
...
(ME gets sign)
(ME writes on sign, "Dialogue must 1.) Advance Plot 2.) Show Characterization")
(ME finds QUENTIN TARANTINO)
ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
(ME wails on QUENTIN TARANTINO'S ass with the sign.)
UGGGGH!!!
(The End.)
I can't believe that's the same guy who made Kill Bill. Well, yes I can, it's totally his style oh God oh God what the fuck was that ... I LIKE talky movies. My favorite movies are Clerks and Twelve Angry Men and I could NOT. STAND. THAT. SHIT.
ME
YEAH! WOO! HOO! (spins and jumps around on one leg) Budda-budda-budda-budda-budda! WOOOOOO!!!!
Act II: Death Proof
ME
...
(ME gets sign)
(ME writes on sign, "Dialogue must 1.) Advance Plot 2.) Show Characterization")
(ME finds QUENTIN TARANTINO)
ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
(ME wails on QUENTIN TARANTINO'S ass with the sign.)
UGGGGH!!!
(The End.)
I can't believe that's the same guy who made Kill Bill. Well, yes I can, it's totally his style oh God oh God what the fuck was that ... I LIKE talky movies. My favorite movies are Clerks and Twelve Angry Men and I could NOT. STAND. THAT. SHIT.