I never do these ...

[quietprofanity]

But I feel a little bad about not participating in the generosity meme, so ...

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms: Spider-Man, Watchmen, View Askewniverse, Gravitation, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru, Koi Kaze, Kannazuki no Miko, Lucky Star, Urusei Yatsura, Great Expectations, A Christmas Carol, Buffy, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Young Ones, Fushigi Yugi, Haibane Renmei and, um ... you know, that's good. If there's something you know I like that I'm not mentioning, just ask me for it.

Fics I Received:
Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia and Crowley from Good Omens by pervyficgirl

Comments

I need more Dickens-writing practice.

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"Hey, old guy! 'Sup, you want to buy a nickel bag?"

"Ah, you poor wretch. No, my good man. I want for nothing. But here, take a some money and buy yourself a meal on this lonely Christmas evening."

"What, you mean you're giving me money, like, for free?"

"Ha-ha. Yes, for free."

"Snoogans! I think I just have enough to check out a titty bar. Merry Christmas, old man."

"What? Humbug! Come back here!"