I never do these ...

[quietprofanity]

But I feel a little bad about not participating in the generosity meme, so ...

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms: Spider-Man, Watchmen, View Askewniverse, Gravitation, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru, Koi Kaze, Kannazuki no Miko, Lucky Star, Urusei Yatsura, Great Expectations, A Christmas Carol, Buffy, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Young Ones, Fushigi Yugi, Haibane Renmei and, um ... you know, that's good. If there's something you know I like that I'm not mentioning, just ask me for it.

Fics I Received:
Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia and Crowley from Good Omens by pervyficgirl

Comments

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

Well, Sachiko would just run away in horror, wouldn't she? And that could have been funny but you are TOO LATE NOW!

~*~*~

"AAAH!"

"Whaaaa? I'm sorry! I was just trying to adjust your brooch."

"... Adjust my brooch?"

"Yes. It's a little crooked. See ... Now it's fine."

"Oh, whew. Heh. For a minute there, I was afraid you were going to touch my breasts."

"EEEEEEEEEEEH?! T-Touch your breasts? Why would I do that?"

"Well, um, a lot of my girl friends like to touch my breasts."

"They ... they do?"

"Heh. Yeah. It's kind of weird. Usually they do it when I'm vulnerable or least suspecting it. So I thought you might have, you know, been trying to touch them because we're all alone."

"They ... they would try to touch you ... saying they were just fixing your outfit ... when you're all alone ..."

"Miss Yumi? Is that a nosebleed?"

[47nite.livejournal.com]

I could imagine Sachiko happily rehearsing a kissing scene with Mizuho before her mandar started going haywire (but then you'd need at least another character to frame the scenario, boo) :P

That was lovely, thanks. Though now I'll never look at crooked-scarf-adjusting the same again. ////

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

WRITE IT!

And you're welcome! (As if any small but meaningful moment in the Marimite universe isn't a substitute for sex ... ;-P)