Don't be afraid ...

[quietprofanity]

So, one of my friends just linked to this horrible misogynistic and racist bullshit about how men naturally want to rape women and women actually want it that I'm not going to re-link. And at first I was like, "Eh, I am jaded" because I was thinking about Dave Sim yesterday and stuff.

And then the fear set in ...

And then Chris was like, "self-defense!" And it was a good idea.

Tell me these don't make you feel a little better about yourself:

More links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-75VcCVVHw (Shirt hold escape)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0qWq4osbo (Elbow escape)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZELN27qB7qc (Front choke escape)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5hNdKt1l8 (Bear hug escape)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyW7KqqBZ-E (Hair grab escape)

In a life-or-death emergency:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYvFjjP1uGc (How to poke someone's eye out)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO8KqkukpLE (How to tear off someone's ear)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-0FsfMvY9w (How to tear out someone's mouth)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrDbvEQg95Q (How to strike someone's throat)