I guess this is like a joke, like, you expect Biblical fiction to be good ...

But since it is about Purim, the topsy-turvy day, The Gilded Chamber is absolutely ungood.

( The Gilded Chamber )

By the way, people in the Bible who deserve their own, good Biblical Fiction.

1.) Elijah - He's a total badass. Remember the stuff Jesus did? Elijah does stuff like that except he can also kill people with his brain. Someone needs to dramatize this.
2.) Jezebel - Okay, so it's the same book as Elijah, but I think it would make a great Shakespearean tragedy.
3.) Ambilech - a.k.a. the evil guy in the book of Judges. I'm tempted to say Deborah, but somehow I think a guy who rises to power only to be felled by a woman who throws a rock out a window and conks him on the head (although he wusses out and gets a guy to kill him before he loses consciousness because he's a weenis) is great stuff.
4.) Tamar - Because she deserves a voice almost as much, if not more, than Dinah. Plus, it would be cool to see David's story in Samuel from one of his kids' eyes.
5.) Jonathan (Saul's son) - Because I'm not above Bible!slash when I can see it.

I have a thing for the Nevi'im I guess. The Torah's kind of been done to death though, hasn't it?