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Self: [plays creepy love song again] Hei ... hei ... hei ... hei ...
Conscience: What the fuck are you doing?
Self: Thinking about the not-fanvideo I'm going to do.
Conscience: Oh, come ON.
Self: What? It's a great idea.
Conscience: You are NOT going to do a Breaking Dawn fanvideo to "Heirate Mich" by Rammstein
Self: But I MIGHT!
Conscience: No, you don't make fanvideos, and you can't make one for a movie that isn't even out yet.
Self: But it'll bring LOLS!!!!
Conscience: Yooooooou!!!!
Self: ... Why do you sound like cyberweasel?
(... hei, hei, hei, hei ...)
My pedestrian fantasies are more comfortable than doing work ... [looks at pile of unopened mail] That shit kind of scares me ... [listens to the song again] Ah, necrophilia ...
Conscience: What the fuck are you doing?
Self: Thinking about the not-fanvideo I'm going to do.
Conscience: Oh, come ON.
Self: What? It's a great idea.
Conscience: You are NOT going to do a Breaking Dawn fanvideo to "Heirate Mich" by Rammstein
Self: But I MIGHT!
Conscience: No, you don't make fanvideos, and you can't make one for a movie that isn't even out yet.
Self: But it'll bring LOLS!!!!
Conscience: Yooooooou!!!!
Self: ... Why do you sound like cyberweasel?
(... hei, hei, hei, hei ...)
My pedestrian fantasies are more comfortable than doing work ... [looks at pile of unopened mail] That shit kind of scares me ... [listens to the song again] Ah, necrophilia ...
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