How to make a bad book awesome

[quietprofanity]

Step 1: Get out bad book you don't like but are determined to finish.

Step 2: Turn on Real Chance of Love

Step 3: Watch brain become so horrified that bad book looks like Shakespeare.

P.S. If horrified brain is too much of a distraction, an iPod can help, too. Not recommended if you are pregnant, in rehab or you can't watch Firefly without wanting to kill all the men in the world.

Comments

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You know, I was kind of able to ignore Flavor Flav giving nicknames to the girls on his show, because he's just crackers. Seeing two guys that seem in their right mind doing it and watching a bunch of women eagerly line up to basically willingly get their identity mapped out by these guys is kind of gross.

I mean, yeah, Tiffany "New York" Pollard did it on her show but ... eh, just kind of gives me a different vibe, you know?